Minnomaters

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hiitsjamjam
k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl

on their clit like morse code

estrogenesis-evangelion

"S.O.S. we're going down"

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl

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No stop that

foone

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

oddlysexypancake

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uhh?

foone

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

monsata

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

hiitsjamjam
sewercentipede

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

sewercentipede

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ok thanks for the info wiki

fuckboysecurityllc

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Hey Paul!

vevader3

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

people-pleaser-psychosis

Jared Leto had a religious experience when Christian Bale ran at him with an axe, making it impossible to act without method.

Christian Bale gave Jared Leto method acting lycanthropy and you’re laughing.

hiitsjamjam
trans-girl-nausicaa

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

trans-girl-nausicaa

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trans-girl-nausicaa

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

nudityandnerdery

We talk about this website's hate mail game, but the "yes, and..." game is pretty solid, too.